While no expert, I have learned a few things about men.
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself--like, for instance, he can't find any socks. Jean Kerr
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Henry Youngman
To attract men, I wear perfume called New Car Interior. Rita Rudner
Men know when it's time to clean out the refrigerator--when something closes the door from the inside.
A man's thoughts on housekeeping--you make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
If guys were supposed to hang up clothes, door knobs would be bigger.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, and one color for all seasons.
Men wear shorts no matter how their legs look.
Men can do their nails with a pocket knife.
Most men can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th.
Men play with toys all their lives.
Men get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Their belly usually hides their big hips.
For men, the same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Helping around the house means tossing a towel near the laundry basket.
RoMANced by my husband,