APHORISMS

This is my second blog on the subject of aphorisms.  But these pithy sayings sometimes don't go where you expect.  One of my personal favorites:

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch!

A friend sent me these:

It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.

We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"? The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party. When blondes have more fun, do they know it? LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Red meat is not bad for you.  Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs. Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi . ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population. "You know why a banana is like a politician?" "He comes in and first he is green, then he turns yellow and then he's rotten." "I think Congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors .."