Friday, March 21, 2014
SIGNS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH
Some clever store signs make me laugh, like the lingerie shop called The Bra Patch or the aquarium store called Tanks a Lot. They were cleverly designed to create chuckles.
However, I think these signs were not intended to make me smile, but I did!
On a California freeway:
Fine for Littering
On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service:
Able to Do the Worst Possible Job
In a New York jewelry store:
Genuine Faux Pearls
In a Kansas City Optometry shop:
Broken lenses duplicated here
Billboard on Florida highway:
If you can't read, we can help.
On a Lockhard, Texas gas station and minimart:
We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas!
(OK so they MEANT to get a laugh on this one)
At the basketball court in the Gastonia, NC, YMCA:
Anyone found hanging from the rim will be suspended.
On a Rapid City store:
Give that bride a good case of worms or other fine bait.
On the door of an Ellsworth Maine restaurant:
The Indian Trading Post will be closed for Yom Kipper.
In a Grand Rapids restaurant:
Half baked chicken
In a Dayton barbershop:
During owner's vacation, a competent hairstylist will be here.
On a Jacksonville bookstore:
Rare, out of print and non-existent books
On a library in New Hampshire, honoring Robert Frost:
Frost Free Library
On the Triborough Bridge in New York:
In event of air attack, drive off bridge.
I just couldn't resist these last three!