Cinderella is divorced. . .
Snow White has not been so lucky. . .
Sleeping Beauty is still asleep. . .
The Little Mermaid met a sad fate. . .
Barbie celebrated her 50th birthday this year. . .
Little Tweety is 60 years old. . .
So is Superman. . .
Wonder Woman is menopausal. . .
Batman and Robin are living it up in the nursing home. . .
Spider-Man is attached to different threads. . .
And Kathy, the Princess, turned into Lucy, the Later Years!