You know I love puns so this post has a few more if you care to join me.
- When chemists die they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- A lady said she recognized me from her vegetarian club, but I never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
- I'm listening to the audio version on my
- They told me I had type-A blood but it was a type-O.
- Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. (I had reservations about sharing this one.)
- We're touring the Coca Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- He didn't like his beard at first. Then it grew on him.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
- I thought about becoming a banker but then I lost interest.
- A friend dropped out of communism class because he lost Marx.
- I once worked at a bakery because I kneaded the dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- Velcro--what a rip off!
- Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
A few days ago I posted on facebook:
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
My punny friends boomeranged the humor right back at me:
DeeDee Lisenby Iris just thinking about giving you 20-20 (stuttering!) lashes for that one liner !
Tuesday at 10:56am · · 1
Kathy Tippett Henderson They found out she was bi-focal. But she was given contacts to help correct it.
Tuesday at 10:59am · · 2
Kurt W Slaughenhoupt She wouldn't put the stick down ...she was going to put someone's eye out.
Tuesday at 11:07am via mobile ·
Kurt W Slaughenhoupt She now directs a church choir...that's right...only one song....Amazing Grace....oh..never mind..you know the words...
Tuesday at 11:30am via mobile ·
Emmaus Road Baptist Church No, but I did hear of teacher who was fired after he lost all his fingers in an accident. He could never get to the point after that.
Tuesday at 12:30pm · · 1
James E. Vallance I once had tunnel vision...there was this big hill in West Virginia they drilled a big hole through...oh, this is gonna be boring. I'll never see the end of it.
Esther Click Mayo I heard she had no class....and the song she loves to sing is....” Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear”
Tuesday at 1:30pm via mobile ·
Indeed, my friends ARE funny but looks aren't everything!
No comments:
Post a Comment